JOHNOCEROUS

Wonderful news! Walmart's having a Nerf rollback! PRIME ATTRACTIONS: Mega Twinshock: $19.97 Doomlands Judge: $29.97 Accustrike Raptorstrike: $29.97 Elite HyperFire: $30.49 Mega Mastodon: $48.97

Hello, my dudes. It's time to review the Nerf Stryfe. So the thing is, this gun was unavailable for a time, until recently, when they came back in stock on amazon, and they also came out with a "MODULUS" repaint as well. They both can be found here... Regular Stryfe  (amazon prime recommended) Modulus Stryfe (also prime recommended) ANYWAY BACK TO THE REVIEW. As usual this is a super late review. The gun actually came out several years ago and thankfully they're still available and still in production (as of November 2017) The gun costs $19.99 MSRP, $29.99 MSRP if you are looking for the Modulus repaint. To start this, the Modulus repaint is kinda a rip-off. It's pretty much the same thing except it comes with two crappy attachments, so this may not be your cuppa tea. At least it might last longer than the regular stryfe on the store shelves. The Stryfe runs on four AA batteries. A good idea may be to use rechargeable  batteries since they're...

At last! At long last! SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY is finally here!  I assumed it would come out on Oct. 27 like they SAID it would, but on Oct. 27 Stranger Things season 2 is coming out, so i'm still excited for that date. Super Mario Odyssey features a more open world look rather than the usual Mario. It's similar to Super Mario 64, a good move by Nintendo. You can but the game from the Eshop or get it from Walmart, ETC  so there. Bye! JOhn

Oh my crap! I made a Super John wiki, about this dumb comic series I'm doing. Go see it at superjohn.wikia.com if you care. also, i know i've been inactive. I'll change that! Finally, my Minecraft realm has it's own blog now. If you want to see THAT, go to johnsminecraftrealm.blogspot.com . I'll try to post more! John the bold

ATTENTION ALL NERFERS!  The Nerf RayvenFire is available. I know this was kinda late but the nerf rayven has returned as the "RayvenFire".  I don't know exactly what the point is but it's the rayven for crying out loud!! Here's a picture:   Yep, that's a pretty good paint job, if you ask me!  Now, honestly the rayven is as good as the stryfe. so this is a good move by nerf. It's a Khol's exclusive so expect it to run you  a bunch of cash. JOHNTHEBOLD

THIS IS AMAZING! THE BEST THING NERF HAS DONE TO DATE!!! THE NERF MODULUS STRYFE!!! Obviously I would buy one but my dad has a secret stash of unopened elite stryfes and he's selling 'em to moi for less than $20 SO YEAH. BUT THIS IS REALLY COOL. I guess Nerf took a hint not to kill the stryfe so they came up with this. I'ts pretty much the same as the elite stryfe but it costs ten bucks more and it comes with a grip and an attachment. I wonder is it was inspired by LORD DRAC'S modulus stryfe that he spray painted himself but hey, this is official. ANYWAY. They also made the elite stryfes available yet again on amazon for the same $20 price so if you prefer the elite one for modding and adding color matching mod parts GO AHEAD cuz that's cool. I don't know how long the elite version will last however. GOOD LUCK NERFING.

So yeah. i was doing research on upcoming NERF blasters for next year. I found some neat soon-to-be released gear! I also apologize for my last upcoming nerf gun post because it does NOT have all of the nerf guns that got released. But if you want to, you can read it  here. BUT ANYWATY HEEEERREE WE GO #1. The Micro Shots series Okay, I don't have a clue what the point of this blaster is but apparently it's like supposed to be smaller? or the darts are smaller? No clue because they're all reskins of elite blasters and star wars blasters. Guns in this series: Strongarm Hammershot Firestrike Han Solo Blaster Rey blaster Stormtrooper Blaster LOL #2. The Modulus Meditator Well, this is an interesting blaster. It has a barrel extension and a stock that both turn into blasters but honestly I think we have enough of that already. It's a pump action blaster, a new in the Modulus series but they're goind to release it in two bundles. One will have the a...

I will go to great lengths to use a computer. I like spaghetti. I like sandwiches. No, seriously, I REALLY LIKE SANDWICHES. LIKE THE ONES THAT I MAKE. THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. I have pet rats, but of course you already know that. Check them out by clicking  here. I have a serious problem with saying random words, phrases, and gibberish. I watch vines. Prefferably funny, age appropriate vines. I have 2 fidget spinners but even though fidget spinners are dying I can't stand not using them I came up with a funny prank to be a harbringer of doom, proclaiming the inevitable death of fidget spinners, holding signs that say " REPENT SPINNERS " and THE " END OF THE FIDGET IS COMING " Even though they don't look ant different, every set of quotation marks on this post is bolded. Speak of which, I sign all my emails, letters, and blogspot posts "JOHN THE BOLD"  and as you can see, i type them in bold as well. I never seem to be able to drink eno...

I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING LATELY CUZ I'M LAZY SO SORRY ABOUT THAT I'm gonna start posting on this more soon! Very soon indeed - J O H N T H E B O L D

I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING SO SORRY GUYS I have been working on a game on this cool game making website called Scratch. The game is a FNAF fan game called FIVE NIGHTS AT GREAT WOLF LODGE It's on this link: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/153940335/ SO ENJOY IT'S NOT MUCH BUT I UPDATE IT FROM TIME TO TIME CYAL8R -JOHN THE BOLD

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh it's time for another nerf review... today i shall review the nerf elite alpha trooper (XD) So... time to get serious. The blaster is currently a "Khols" store exclusive. It comes as a mission kit, and the package includes: The blaster A really crappy stock Two six dart magazines some darts and the manual. Obviously because it costs around $50 i'm not gonna buy it, but i DID buy it when it was on sale for a LOT LESS... HA HA HA Now it's time to get serious. Firing this gun is simple, you pull back the handle up front, insert your loaded clippy, and push the handle back on the front. Pull the trigger to fire a dart, pull the handle back and then forward again to fire again (who knows while i still have to explain this) and yeah. To slam fire, hold the trigger while repeatedly priming the blaster. Now for my opinion. This gun is also cool. i have complaints about the stock but that's okay, the stock isn't ...

If you are like me then you have a wide taste in gaming, from internet browser games to fps to nintendo to whatever I take an interest in. But today, I'll show you guys an internet browser game I love: Bloons Tower Defense 5. There were four other games before this but this one is the best. The game revolves around placing towers to defend against baloons moving down a path. It's a fun game to spend hours on. Apparently the theme of the towers are monkeys. Like, there's monkets that throw darts, boomerangs, shurikens, etc, there's monkeys with sniper rifles, monkeys that do magic, monkeys that operate pirate ships, and the like. If you are interested, here's the link to the game https://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Tower-Defense/Play/Bloons-Tower-Defense-5.html#.WXz5yogrIdU This is not an endorsement, i love this game. BTW, there's a mobile version and a Steam version if that's your cuppa tea.

Time for reveiw #2!!! Today we are reveiwing the NERF Rival Zeus blaster. Now, I know this blaster is old but it is truly awesome! Let's go over the parts and asthetics of the bleasterrr The BLASTER in its entirety Well for starters there's a TACTICAL RAIL on top. It's not like other NERF rails but it still takes Nerf N STRIKE ELITE attachments as well as the new RIVAL attachment parts like the red dot sight and stuff... Also there's a flip-up sight at the tpo. Well, there's two that align to make one. There's a sling mount on the back but there's no official bandolier or shoulder strap as of July 25 2017. Finally, there's a mag well and mag release. Operating the blaster is complex. It requires four "C" batteries to operate. Also, it requires a mag and RIVAL rounds, both of which are included with the blaster. Finally, up front there's the barrel  (duh) and the grip, firing trigger, and the rev trigger. TO OPE...

YEP THOSE PICS ARE MY RATS, SNICKERS AND OREO. ONLY I KNOW HOW TO TELL THEM APART...

I recently tried out a new hobby: video editing.  Oddly, I decided to make a Youtube Poop. Click  here  to learn what a YTP is if you're square and have no clue what the heck I'm talking about. So I loaded up ADOBE PREMIRE PRO (great video editing app, by the way) and made two YTPs over the course of a few weeks. Yes they are awful and are nothing compared to YTPs made by great people like Numberer1 but hey it's something. They're based on the aweseome NERF Youtube channel PDKFilms. In my book, if someone makes a youtubepoop of your video or tv show or movie it's a sign of respect. Note how many Spongebob YTPS there are. Anyway, here are the videos... YTP 1 YTP 2 Do not enjoy, subscribe, etc etc etc

The front view of the new 2ds. SO.  There's a new nintendo 3ds addition... the nintendo 2ds XL. I must say, I like the idea of it!  I always thought there would need to be an XL version of the 2ds. So, it has all the features of the new 3ds, like aparrently 80 something percent larger screens, the new buttons, the amiibo support, etc etc ETC. but the new 3ds is WAY out my price range. $50 less might not seem like as much but trust me, on a $5 allowance it is a HUGE DIFFERENCE! I don't need any 3D anyway. Also the new design makes it look like is has a case already on it. IDK if that's a bad thing or not. AND YOU CAN'T ADD FACEPLATES! AUGHHHHH no but seriously The back view. So is the 2DS XL a good addition to the 3ds family? Absolutely! This is definitely my kind of console. I'm saving up right now. Pre-order  here. $149.99 MSRP! Good luck! -JOHN THE GRAND AND BOLD AND VERY SLIGHTLY MESSY The new handheld also will release with tw...

So, I have a new videogame idea to show to any potential game devs viewing this blog. If you are a game programmer or something like that, keep reading. If you're not, keep reading anyway. This is super interesting. SO, you know how there's a fad that's been going around for some time, the 24 hour overnight challenge? I so wanna do that, but I'd totally get caught. Also I'd never even make it out of the house. AND IT'S DANG ILLEGAL. OK OK OK let's get back on track It's a 24 HOUR OVERNIGHT CHALLENGE SIMULATOR AWWWW YEAHHH SO...  here's some mechanics i came up with. Exposure meter: So you know how some ppl who attempt this challenge get caught, and sometimes arrested? Well, I thought there would have to be a way to lose the game, so there you have it. I came up with an idea where you would have an exposure meter to track how much suspicion the employees/security have on you.  BASICALLY, if you were seen by a security guard/employee, y...

My rats, Snickers and Oreo, have turned one today, on June 28, 2017. Let me say a little about a rat's life span- they only live about a thousand days. I read it in a book and i must say it is true... The real problem is that when I GOT the ratties, i didn't know how old they were. My guess is about three to six months? Idk. But, I'm just gonna call them one. AS in one year since I got 'em. Easy. Me and my bro threw a little party, and even gave them a little salad to celebrate. It was so neat. If you don't have a pet rat and desperately need a furry rodent friend, GET A RAT, they are the best small pets. It's so worth it when I put Snickers on my belly and we snuggle and she almost falls asleep and and and... sigh i could talk for hours about Snickers. Well, i guess that's that. Maybe we'll celebrate World Fancy Rat Day next time. Snickers is on my shoulder while i type this. THANKS FOR READING BYEEEEEE -JOHNOCEROUS THE RA...

Okay, okay! this is kind of old but I love the Modulus and would love to reveiw it. It's a battery powered flywhell blaster. If the batteries aren't in, the gun won't shoot. Easy as pie. There are also five tactical rails on the blaster, almost a record... as well as a stock attachment point and a barrel exstension point.  The blaster comes with a noticeably floppy stock that can hold a clip... but that's pretty useless when i'm using my duct tape cardboard clip holder. Also it comes with a dual rail barrel extension which has two rails, one on the top and one on the bottom (hence the name). The barrel is actuallt pretty good, because it has another attachment point on the front so theoretically you could put on ∞ of these. Also included is a targeting scope (useless-ish?), a drop grip (maybe this one's okay), and a ten dart banana style magazine. The gun is pretty well when it comes to the performance. It requires four AA alkaline batteries to operate....

OFFICIAL REALM RULES These are the official rules for my realm. If you don't belong to my realm, don't ask for an invite .  RULE NUMBER ONE. No innapropriate content may be used AT ALL . Sexual humor, references to innapropriate sites, swearing, posting links to innapropriate content or any other non-kid friendly material used in the chat OR anywhere else will not be tolerated and you will get banned or kicked for any of it. Doesn't matter if you're friend or not. I can't have angry moms getting mad at me for exposing their kid to innapropriate material. RULE NUMBER TWO. Nobody should be annoying. Chat spam, annoying stuff, or just being plain mean will get you muted or kicked. I want the server to be enjoyable for everyone. RULE NUMBA THREE. Greifing is prohibited on creative mode worlds. It's not nice. RULE NUMBER 4. There's no reasone to compete! I know we play on the team survival world a lot, but who said we have to battle the other ...

When playing NERF, be sure to use the right darts... #5. Stock RIVAL ROUNDS. Honestly, I have not much experience with RIVAL, but when I do, it never fails me. Very accurate rounds, nice and powerful, and cheap-ish. #4. NERF Accustrike These darts like to hit what you're aiming at. For once. However, they're so high on the list cuz they're so dang expensive. #3. Nerf MEGA darts. I love Nerf MEGA. They are so big and so cool especially when they scream throught the air. #2. AMOSTING darts. These are so neat because they sting a little more when they get you. My freind uses these darts and it actually makes our NERF wars so much more fun.  #1. EKIND ACCUSTRIKE DARTS*! These are hands-down, the best Nerf DArts I have ever used. They work with clips, hit perfectly, and are cheap and accessible via  Amazon. If you want decent elite style darts, get these. totally. So, hope this helps refer you to the right nerf darts. -J *...

So, me and my brother Joe were having a good time ith our rats, Snickers and Oreo, when Joe and I discovered a small tumor under Oreo's arm. No, I'm not asking for $$$$$, unless you really want to help me out, but otberwise, please don't send money. Anyhow, we are saving our $ to get it removed. I'm sure she'll be fine, as it is not appearing to be cancerous, it's actually a nonlethal tumor. It won't cause any problems until it gets so big it makes it harder for Oreo to eat and stuff. But we would like some prayer, as Oreo is probably in a little pain with the unsightly tumor. -J

So you like super mario maker, huh? I sure do. Making mario levels was all but a fantasy until 2015 when it was released.  But there's one problem. You don't have an infinite amount of levels to make. You only have 144 to keep. That seems like a lot, but when you play it ALL THE TIME like me, it's not enough to get by.  SO I DID SOME EXPERIMENTING. I've got this real neat USB drive that reads SD cards. And using that, I got a solution... YOU SHALL REQUIRE (to do this trick): 2 external storage devices, preferrable with 8 GB storage. A WII U and a DOWNLOADED*  copy of SUPER MARIO MAKER! * yes, it MUST BE A DOWNLOADED COPY. I SAID DOWNLOADED and i mean DOWLOADED. >:) Step 1. Aqquire the said things above. Step 2. Go to the settings then the Copy/Move/Delete Data section... Step 3. Make a backup of Super Mario Maker on one of the two devices. Step 4. Move your other copy to the other device. (OK you don't have to do this one lel) Step 5. ...

This is a joke post. ATTENTION EVERYONE. THIS IS THE DALEKS. WE SHALL DESTROY YOUR RACE. EXTERMINATE!

Hey, veiwers (and i've noticed that there aren't many of you) I have an announcement. I will have a Youtube channel in the distant future. (think in December) It will have a little bit of vlogging, mostly gaming, and some stuff 'bout my pets. So be sure to look for one soon at the end of the year. Search for "Johnocerous" on the search bar and hopefully it will come up.  That reminds me!  Have you noticed that if you google "Johnocerous" my blog will come up? That's awesome! It shows that my blog is unique! -John the bold PS. click me.

Why wouldn't I be a gamer? Everyone is a gamer. So I'm gonna show YOU my top 15 favorite games. It's a pretty unique list. So here we go. #15. Bust-A-Move 4. I guess it would be pretty dumb if I didn't add the first game I've ever played in my entire life. It's kinda addicting and kinda weird, but it's also kinda fun. It is like match three but you shoot these bubbles into a cluster of other bubbles and you try to get 'em in a group of three or more. And you get to pick little charachters. But good luck playing it now because it's for the PS2.  #14. Boom Blox: Bash Party I think this is supposed to be a party game. But I used to play it for hours!!! I loved to get online and see the other people's games that they made with the level creator. And I spent hours on it. And i went ##$@%! when I lost for like the fifty millionth time. But it's still fun, even though I can't acess the online levels cuz the WiiConnect24 or whatver thing i...